Y'all be easy

08/12/2012 511 Austin, TX

Chapter 2

Baby Mama: "Oh they gone"

                                                                                       

 Writing about this trip is like having eggs with my peanut butter, which for me is a special meal. It reminds of when I discovered peanut butter at the dining hall and decided to sandwich an omelet with the pb caked bagel and vuala, you got a unique gastronomic perspective. Consequently, food has a lot to say about a person and his mentality. Who the heck eats peanut butter and an egg omelet with their bagel? NOLA is immersed in frying oil and so are the people. Their are crisp, spicy, promiscuous and genuine as you can see left.

My favorite moment was when David's forehead got slammed at least a couple of times into the waitress's breasts that created enough reverse momentum to effortlessly propel his skull into an upright position to receive a laboratory test tube "double" shot. 

Jokes aside we met 3 local townie girls, one of which you can see above preparing to have her way with senor David. But it was all orchestrated by cousin Ben (expect a picture of the mischief), who shamelessly mingled with locals to garner a perspective, which is the man's genuine predisposition in a very chill environment.

                                                                  

We walk into the bayou and encounter 2 young southerners in their early teens paddling towards us. They offer us dip and we chat for a bit. Eventually David and Cousin Ben take a little boat tour and realize that these teenagers are premature prepubescent men. The proof? they face up with a deer and rifle it in the face, that takes big cojones. 

Strangest of all and yet the most pleasing is that none of this was meticulously planned. We were provided with the means and merely had a personal agenda of two things: be on SF the 17th and camp in Lake Havasu for a couple of nights all that in 8 days and we meandered our way through the Dirty South to Nu Olans and now Austin. 2 strict conditions and yet I'm still here in the DS and on pace to NoCal. 

No plan and yet safe and happy. People that is life. Trust yo gut, do the right thing and you are there.